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October 30th, 2010

Time For A New Paradigm?

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Toys R Us

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“Did you notice the date?”

“Yeah, October 29th. And that’s exactly how it feels. Maybe we should call it Gray Friday.”

“That reminds me…do you know the difference between ‘earning a living’ and making a life?”

“I don’t know. What?”

“Think about it!”

“What’s to think about? Besides, I don’t have time right now. I’ve got to get back to work.”

“What are you doing for a living these days?”

“I sew the balls on teddy bears. It’s not very interesting, but it pays the bills.”

“I thought you had a graduate degree in economics.”

“I do.”

“So why are you sewing balls on teddy bears?”

“After the ‘crash’ it was the only job I could find. It was offered through a government sponsored endangered species stimulus package. I got it because they needed someone who could count.”

“That makes sense. By the way…who makes the teddy’s balls?”

“My wife does. She fashions them out of dried apricots.”

“Cool!” So…what do you do in your spare time?”

“Well, my wife spends her free time crosstitching solutions to Sudoku puzzles, and I’m currently studying Chinese marketing.”

“No kidding! How come?”

“Because as soon as we’ve finished this project we’re moving to China.”

“Wow! What are you going to do there?”

“Earn a living.”

To be continued . . . (unfortunately)

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Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world
is either a madman or an economist. - Kenneth Boulding (economist)

Economics
“Getting” Economics

by Jay Hanson

I have been working on a four step program to introduce the law of supply and demand to economists:

1) The candidate economist must go to a library. There he or she will notice spheres sitting on wooden stands. These represent the planet we live on: Earth. Spheres like Earth are by definition finite; they only hold just so much stuff. Economists are required to memorize this key point and say it over and over, “The Earth only holds just so much stuff because it’s a sphere,” until he or she can remember it without peeking at notes.

Next, the economist is ready for his or her very first BIG scientific experiment! The economist is advised to stay calm, and be sure to get a good night’s sleep before attempting the following:

2) Put a piece of cake on a plate.
3) Eat the cake.
4) See if you still have the cake.

Economists aren’t used to empirical science and will typically have to do the experiment (steps 2 through 4) at least a few times before the implications finally sink in.

Isn’t science fun?

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Hand-Powered Printer

from NewScientist

Office printers consume energy and may even pose a health risk. But the hand-powered RITI Printer, designed by Jeon Hwan Ju, is different.

Power comes from the user, who has to pull the printer head back and forth as the paper is pulled through. Cleverly, the printer also does away with expensive ink cartridges, instead making use of waste coffee.

The printed product definitely smells of coffee, which some evidence suggests could help reverse the effects of sleep deprivation. Also, there is no word yet on how long a coffee-printed document will remain readable.

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